How to obtain your very own bisexual

  • Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
  • Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
  • Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
  • Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.
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